food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
(Source: cineraria)
do people in the doctor who fandom say “i have a doctor appointment” as an accuse to not hang out with friends and watch doctor who instead because i would
Oh god. I need to start doing this
Blossom the Bat (x)
Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!
(Source: samwiseg)
im no cactus expert, but i know a prick when i see one
I once had a guy tell my female teacher that women shouldn’t have the right to vote. I told him he shouldn’t have the right to breathe.
(submitted by anonymous)
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail
also wings
high res egg
I made this
you are an art thief
Yes but I made YOU
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
(Source: aaronxdanni)
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
Some fancy about me thing:
LAYER ONE: THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Sasha
- Eye Color: Hazel
- Hair Style/Color: Brown w/ red streaks, curly, goes a bit past my shoulders
- Height: 5’ 6”
- Clothing style: very casual. to the point where i don’t really have a style
- Best physical feature: i like my eye color a far bitLAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: death, being unloved for the rest of my life
- Your guilty pleasure: really bad, really cheesey, books & fanfic
- Ambitions for the future: be a writer. preferably a writer who actually makes some money from their workLAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: ughhhhh
- What you think about most: bad things
- What you think about before bed: stupid stories i made up or stupid fears i have
- You think your best quality is: well, i’m starting to get to the point where i refuse to take shit from others. I think most people would think this is one of my bad qualities but i’m pretty happy w/ my progressLAYER FOUR: WHAT’S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: ugh never been on either. propbably single cuz less people
- To be loved or respected: respected
- Beauty or brains: hmmmm depends
- Dogs or cats: all the kittes!!LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: yes
- Believe in yourself: not really
- Believe in love: yes
- Want someone: sortaLAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: when i was a kid
- Done drugs: noooooo
- Changed who you were to fit in: a little? maybe? i don’t know if it would count exactlyLAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: black
- Favorite animal: catsss
- Favorite movie: Legend and Fried Green Tomatoes
- Favorite game: i’m very fond of crazy eightsLAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: i think it’s on the weekend?
- How old will you be: 21 aw yissss
- Age you lost your virginity: oh honey
- Does age matter: a bitLAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: umm idk
- Best eye color: blue although sometimes brown
- Best hair color: depends on the person
- Best thing to do with a partner: touch, not in a sexual way, just in a i’m ok with you being in my personal space wayLAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: my material things
- I feel: done
- I hide: myself in my room, very, very frequently
- I miss: someone from my past. and not having to deal with depression
- I wish: i was a stronger person
(Source: languidcrow)
